You Yanks are Bloody Nuts

While I am an American citizen, through and through, I feel that at times I must shift my loyalties elsewhere because frankly, you Yanks are plain nuts . . . and let me rant you why . . .

you just elected a new President - he happens to be African-American and most of you are OK with that, and some of you think that the race issue is overhatched and shouldn't be discussed and others of you think that this is a great time to discuss it and some of you are out there

threatening to assassinate the N*&%%#r, as you so politely call him.

All over the country, the shickzos are coming out of the woodwork - people calling in to their local banks, saying, come on down with me, let's go kill people, other hicks taking bets at the local bait shop about when he's going to be offed.

My youngest granddaughter, 4th grade, at a small tiny lovely bucolic (and supposedly very "proper") Catholic school, is facing other girls her age who state that Obama is going to make us all Muslim, that is, until he gets assassinated . . . and they're talking like this with the same blasé tone of voice as "Oh look, tater tots for lunch again."

You, you Americans,

are insane.


The lot of you.


Look: You've got an 8 year old boy who blew away his father (probably from some molestation issues, and that's indicative of your overall disease) and you've got 12 year old girls killing each other over boyfriends, you've got moms killing babies and then saying "I don't know where she went"

Our economy is in the toilet over 8 years of unregulated gluttony and the ones who allowed it are trying to blame the people who wanted more regulation to begin with. And before you start spouting me the platitudes about who's to blame, I will tell you who's to blame

all 3 stinking hundred million of us. We are ALL to blame for the current fiscal crisis - because we all live here and therefore by simple proximaty we ALL bear the burden for the situation and the responsibility for the eventual outcome. So let's stop talking about blame and get started on some resolutions.

As for resolutions for bettering this country, here's a few:


Every single one of us gets fiscally responsible - that means buying only what we can afford and stop using credit. That means credit cards - gone. Also, we don't buy a house that we can't afford. At all. If you can't pay down at least a quarter of the selling price in cash, don't buy the house.

For the crime - let's teach EVERYBODY that violence is not the way to solve your problems. For the girls on the bus, someone should have told both of them that's not the way - that boys simply aren't worth it. And for those guys out there killing each other over girls, they're not worth it either.

For the 8 year old who was probably molested - we have GOT to create a world in which people are taught that our children are not to be used in that way - that they are innocent and must remain innocent. We have got to ensure that anybody who harms a child is punished quickly, and have an open resource available for anybody who feels that they or anybody else is going to harm a child has a place to get to in order to help them before they do.

Sound tough? It is! Sound idealistic? It is. But you know, at least I'm throwing it out there.


Oh, and by the way, lastly, we MUST we MUST we MUST

create a culture in which everybody finds it utterly heinous to make the suggestion that we should kill our president. And that means, for the people who know of those bait shops, if those are your buddies, you have to tell them to stop. For those of you who know the underpasses where those words are being spray painted - paint over them. Repaint good slogans like "Impeach him if he does wrong, but it's wrong to want to kill him" - paint THAT!

Sound stupid? Probably does. Are you laughing? Probably are, but that's OK, because while you're laughing, I'm suggesting the idea, and I'm thinking that it might just catch on in your brain.

It's time to start today.

VG