Black Coffee

Just felt the need to say that there's really nothing in the world like good black coffee - I can't remember the number of times I've gone into a Starbucks or one of its many knockoffs and just tried to order a straight black coffee and some pippi longstocking has gigglingly asked me what, out of about 18 different flavours, do I want?

Flavour!! I exclaim

I wan' bleedin' COFFEE flavour you silly little git!!!