Clinton Frees Captured Americans

Hooray! My man Bill just went over and did what we should have done months ago! He got two American citizens freed from an antagonistic military power.

However, I hear some grumbling from some sissy Republicans about him "making us look weak" and I just want to tell those rubes it's time for them to take a class at ST Frederick's University . . . that's right - S T F U !!!!

It's the height of arrogance to refuse to free our people based on how we "Look" - it's as though the conservatives would let us all die in order to maintain this veneer of "physical superiority"

and don't even talk to me about our "standing" in the world. Our standing has been damaged irreparably by that cowboy we suffered through the first eight years of this millenium, being spurred on by that bald fascist we called "Dick" . . . the conservatives should be cowtowing at the feet of the American people, begging OUR forgiveness for allowing our supremem arrogance to misguide foreign policy to the point where the world is sick at the very mention of our name.

and if you can't handle subtlety, I'll tell you straight:

REAL STRENGTH IS NOT SHAKING YOUR FIST AT YOUR ENEMY!!!
REAL STRENGTH IS OPENING YOUR HAND TO YOUR ENEMY!!!!


You got that, idiots???


VG